Monday, February 21, 2005

My horoscope for this week, thanks to The Onion:

Cancer: (June 22—July 22)
It's true that secret agents have crossed international borders with microfilm hidden in their colons, but you should've known better than to try it with three liters of duty-free scotch.

2/26/2005 1:32:31 PM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)
I don't get it. Was the scotch in their: a.) colon b.) suitcase c.)stomach?
Suzanne
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